The $100 Butt-Lift

While I haven’t lost any inches (nada. none. zip.) across my hips, my butt has changed dramatically. It’s higher, perkier, less an ass and more a booty. I just noticed one more thing.

TMI warning.

At the clinic on 2/10, I remember feeling vaguely depressed (or self-conscious at least) as I leaned over to do moves, and I realized that I could see my butt cheeks hanging down low behind the crotch region. As I bent over to stretch just now, I realized that part of my ass is GONE.

Seriously, remember the “pencil test” for boobs? My rear would have failed that. So, one of my goals now is to not only pass the pencil test, but to score an A+ — no matter what size I’m wearing.

Or, as Joy put it: Hey, I spent all last summer staring at your rear during hikes. Trust me, it’s shrinking.

D’oh.

One Response to “The $100 Butt-Lift”

  1. **I realized that I could see my butt cheeks hanging down low behind the crotch region. ** That description is too funny! Glad you are enjoying the T-Tapp!

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